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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Stealing!

Yep, that's me, filling this post with a bunch of stolen shit! Here's the first thieved thing:
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” - Winston Churchill-That's deep shit right there folks. I like it though. Kind of puts things into perspective, don't it?
Another stolen item:

Chocolate Mint Ice Cream Brownie Bottoms

Ingredients:
1 Medifast Brownie Mix
1 Medifast Chocolate Mint Soft Serve Mix
3/4 cup + 3 tbsp water, divided

Directions:
Spray two ramekins with cooking spray. Mix brownie mix with 3 tablespoons of water and divide into two prepared dishes. Microwave for 1 to 1 1/2 minutes or until done. Set aside and let cool completely.
Mix soft serve with 3/4 cup water in shaker jar.  Pour mixture over the two brownies, dividing evenly.
Freeze for atleast 1 hour.

Meals: 2
This is the recipe to use up the soft serve, I referred to earlier today. Much easier than blending the shaved ice and all that crap for the soft serve and it did make it taste better. I actually used the peanut butter soft serve and just split it between two little plastic containers, because I'm not a high society enough bitch to own "ramekins". My high society-ness lies between Swamp People and ramekins. I think I am going to try to just mix the brownie batter with the soft serve, like swirl it in and make a brownie batter peanut butter soft serve, we'll see how that goes.
Now for my random thoughts: Garbage sale weekend has arrived, the insanity begins, psychos are arriving by the van load stealing shit out of each other's arms and haggling over nickles. I'm really glad I didn't decide to participate this year. (I am grateful to Jenny and Jerri tho, cheap jeans for me and the kiddos--thanks gals!)
So there seems to be a debate over whether OBL (thats Osama Bin Laden to the lay folks) was killed or assassinated. WHO GIVES A FUCK! The scurvy son of a bitch is dead. There seems to be some who are saying justice was not served because he didn't have a trial. Now, I know an actual justice system cannot work like this, but here's what I think; There are some criminals/crimes/circumstances in which a trial is not needed. Bin Laden masterminding the death of thousands of Americans who were ASSASSINATED and then bragging about it to his dress wearing cronies. GUILTY. Shoot the bastard no trial needed. Phillip and Nancy Garrido; Kidnapp and rape of Jaci Lee Duggard. UMMM she was found in a hut in the backyard with her two daughters spawned by Garrido. GUILTY: castrate and then drown the son of a bitch, no trial needed, then lock wifey Nancy in a room with Jaci's mother and let her give her a little "justice." Again, no trial needed. Jeffery Dahmer--body parts cooking on the stove and in wrappers in the freezer. Dig a whole and bury him. Guilty. No trial needed....I'm just sayin'.
I am amused by the message board posters who are ranting about Osama and erroneously type Obama. Most posters on public message boards ain't real bright.
I continue to be amazed at the amount of extra on some extra larges and the extreme lack of it in others. Honestly, we can send people into space and create drugs that give 90 year olds boners, but we can't determine universal sizing? I have a jacket that is a size XL that i swear to GOD my seven year old couldn't fit. I then have a pair of shorts that are XL that Dan and I can wear at the same time. Not that we've tried, he'd enjoy it too much, but seriously, they are freaking huge.
I CAN"T believe I managed to do this, but I did. Ma and sis in law were over and needed one for the ditch. I had no beer, but I did have two partial bottles of wine in the fridge. I gave them each a to go cup and had a little left in each bottle and I...YES ME...poured the left overs down the sink. I cried the entire time I did it. (kidding) But I did it. On plan bitches!
Today's reason for losing weight: To fit back into my $150 jeans that I miss...and into the new $150 jeans that are on my radar..and so I can buy a new sparkle belt because the one I love, while still fits has lost a few grommets.
Today's goal: Keep up the good work on the water. (I think I had plenty yesterday, I had to get up to pee twice in the middle of the night.)

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