What it is I will do at goal that I cannot do now. (forgive me if i get distracted and ramble, I am trying to have a diagnostic chat with Jack at HP because our fucking piece of shit printer that we just got in December is acting up again. Perhaps I should have stayed on the phone with Habib...this chat has been going on for 22 minutes and we've done nothing but establish what kind of printer I have and that its not fucking working right.)
So, things I will do at goal that i cannot do now.....hmmmm. I am thinking while I would like to say that at goal my thighs will not rub together, I cannot see that happening. I would need to lose like 125 pounds for that to happen and I don't see that happening.
At my goal weight I would like to say that I will no longer have a dunlap. (you know, you done lapped over the top of your jeans) But considering that I will still have excess skin and cannot afford plastic surgery, that dog ain't gunna hunt either. (Oh for fuck sake dude, isn't there just a reset button somewhere????)
At my goal weight I would like to be known as a runner...hey that one might happen. There. Got one. At my goal weight/size I will be a runner. I will picture me in running shorts and a sleek running top, running down the bike trail, running in our July 4th 5K. Eat your fucking heart out Forest Gump. I WIll be RUNNING!!!
I would like to say at my goal weight I will wear a medium. But I don't think that will happen either and its not that important to me. While I would like to say its nice to be a medium, but, if I don't make a medium it won't be the end of the world. (ARE YOU KIDDIN ME!!!! 32 MINUTES INTO THE CHAT AND YOU"RE HAVING ME CALL AN 800 NUMBER BECAUSE YOU DON"T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MACS!!!) Sorry....At my goal weight I will rule my HP printer....yeah right. I don't think that will happen at any weight.
I digress. At my goal weight I will take up swimming again. There.There's another one. Serious swimming, like multiple laps. Many many moons ago I was a lifeguard and had an 18 second sprint across the pool. I could tread water with a 10 pound diving brick over my head for five full minutes. I could swim laps for 25 minutes straight. I will do that again at my goal weight/size. There...there are two.
Seriously.....nine minutes into the phone call and nothing. I am still on hold for someone who knows how to deal with Macs...
Anywho...that's all he things i can think of for today. I will continue to think on them.
Yesterday was a rocking day, completely on plan, 32 minutes on the elliptical and I GORGED myself with my cauliflower crust pizza. It was soo good and it's huge. I finished it off with one of Krystals cookie recipe from yesterday...It was good, planning on making another one today!
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